Story of a Geek


trumpetsandbookmarks:

carefullylaidoutinfamy:

sailorgallifrey:

denteddimension:

rceus:

spicypeppers:

f0rlack0fabetterurl:

allyoursonnyarebelongtous:

mau5icorn:

backgroundtanks:

mouseclaw-dollface:

around-the-worldd:

voltageinside:

weeaboo-chan:

aspidernamedgreek:

ask-ampere-volt:

I’m like… Nuclear powered death or something.

Cool.

Portal powers

yaaay

i am now skrillex

with the power to annoy the fuck out of more than half my followers

I am now the Joker.

Need I say more?

I am now meowingtons.

I am deadmau5

buy me chipotle you fucks. (she said nicely)

I have Portal Test Chamber powers.

it’s marilyn’s face winking

OHMIGAWSH

ALL MY DREAMS JUST CAME TRUE

I’M ZOMBIE MARILYN MONROE

Mine is black

I now have the power to summon fried chicken at any point in time

Deadmau5 shirt.

I have the power to create amazing House music without even trying. And I have a mau5head.

Yes.

^same

Captain America shield

I’m captain fuckin america.

Fear and Loathing with Hunter S. Thompson

BAT COUNTRY, AWAY!

I’m actually wearing my Oswald shirt.

I… guess that means I have super grudge holding powers. Woohoo.

I AM RICHARD HARROW WITH A SHOTGUN.

I’m a consulting detective. Only one in the world. I invented the job.

Wearing my superhero pajamas. Wonder Woman, Supergirl and Batgirl. AWWWW YEEEAAAAH.

(Source: otomegane)


  1. distressxcoma reblogged this from mintypaper and added:
    harry potter shirt. IMMA WITCH, COOL.
  2. loveisjustnotforme reblogged this from riseabove01
  3. komali6 reblogged this from gothiclizzie and added:
    My shirt has the Hylian crest. Power of the Triforce? Or is it the power of the Hylian knights? Either way, BAMF.
  4. freckles04 reblogged this from neairaalenko and added:
    “Look at me still talking when there’s science to do.” FUCK YEAH, I’M GLaDOS. :D
  5. hamstercatapult reblogged this from thegrimrogueofcreativespirit and added:
    Hm. Power of two keys, a crown, a pair of wings, and splattered paint. …Dear lord, this is EPIC OH MY SWEET LORDY LET ME...
  6. stripedblueshoes reblogged this from idontknowaskhermione
  7. whinecraft reblogged this from cakefortwo and added:
    Green camisole. With cakefortwo and my powers combined… we are equally useless.
  8. lonerinthelivingroom reblogged this from chohouse and added:
    IGN logo with wings and crossed swords… I’m a angel-winged, duelwielding videogamer? Yes this could work.
  9. tashsaysmeow reblogged this from iamsuperbat and added:
    My shirt says “Super sour fizz bomb 22 pack” I bomb people with sour fizzyness?
  10. ahufflepuffsmindpalace reblogged this from captain-jamie-kirk and added:
    I…I’m muthafuggin Batgirl! (Babs)
  11. theboy-withthe-snares reblogged this from missyl27 and added:
    EVERYDAY I’M SHUFFLIN’ So…I defeat people with a shuffle :I Good times.
  12. scootaboo reblogged this from colonelbacunwulf and added:
    I CAN SHOOT SPORTS BRAS OUT OF MY HANDS.
  13. papoteer reblogged this from horses-in-the-sky and added:
    the ultimate student
  14. holkie reblogged this from dawnbest and added:
    I have Dethklok as giant Sumerian statues floating in space. What powers does that give me?
  15. water-color13 reblogged this from neko-burrito-potato-chip
  16. thesexiestslytherin reblogged this from runningfromnightmares and added:
    Batman shirt. Duuuuudeee !
  17. filthylittlesoul reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    I have the power to ‘unfriend’ people. Hm.
  18. neairaalenko reblogged this from onepumpkingtorulethemall and added:
    HELL YES, N7 HOODIE POWERS.
  19. navithefairy reblogged this from scrumdiddlyumptiousman and added:
    shirt, therefore...invisibility powers :3
  20. nerdy-n-angry reblogged this from w4llaby and added:
    A Disney t-shirt with Minnie ears saying “forever young” so it means I’ll never get old?
  21. mintypaper reblogged this from theta-doctor and added:
    My Aperture Laboratories shirt. I have the powers of Science.
  22. runningfromnightmares reblogged this from idontknowaskhermione and added:
    I’m a skeleton. … Strangely okay with this.
  23. inside-out-me reblogged this from icetigerlily and added:
    power of red …..
  24. colonelbacunwulf reblogged this from killershy and added:
    Captain Morgan Powers! I will rule all the parties!
  25. souponrainydays reblogged this from acid-and-anime and added:
    FUCK YEAH I’M AN AMERICAN EAGLE! BEAT THAT BITCHEEEEESSSSSS-
  26. chohouse reblogged this from iamsuperbat and added:
    IM THE HERO OF LIFE YYYEEAAAAHHHH
  27. equilibriumofperpetualconfusion reblogged this from heyitspj and added:
    I’m wearing a Domo tee. Hell fucking yes.
  28. johnjjohnson reblogged this from turtle-shaped-churros and added:
    I’m wearing my Terezi shirt. 1 H4V3 TH3 POW3R OF JUST1C3 4ND SM3LL
  29. brysizzlescorner reblogged this from clapforthewolfman and added:
    Prince Edward Island powers. That’s pretty cool. I imagine I could summon potatoes, grow huge pigtails and use them to...
  30. demonoir reblogged this from tulimyrsky and added:
    Rotting Christ…. Hmmmm. I’m not sure how I feel about this.
  31. idontknowaskhermione reblogged this from needyousobad and added:
    The Hunger Games. HUZZAH!
  32. treacherousthoughts reblogged this from involuntaryninja and added:
    It’s a black tank top….um
  33. riseabove01 reblogged this from becausegrunge and added:
    CROSS COUNTRY POWER
  34. october-street reblogged this from haveyouseenmyjohn and added:
    I am the Doctor. …. YES GOOD.
  35. iamsuperbat reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    A torn up plaid shirt with various burns and holes in it…. I have no idea what power that is. Pyrokinesis because of...
  36. theloveofmylifeisficctional reblogged this from brandnewworldstosee and added:
    A grey, misty looking pattern on my shirt… I can turn into mist!
  37. dance-of-thorns reblogged this from xiphoniii and added:
    wearing my song of storms shirt i can make it rain ffff
  38. eternallyirregular reblogged this from mirrordivis and added:
    Super awesome softball powers? I think yes.
  39. ifuwerehere reblogged this from its-funnierinenochian
  40. looking-through-the-window reblogged this from needyousobad
  41. cruentummemoriae reblogged this from sir-genwaldthuswinburn
  42. tempusmage reblogged this from faygohigh and added:
    I AM SOLLUX HEAR ME LISP
  43. martintox reblogged this from shakomaru and added:
    I have the power of grey too. Hur-fucking-rah.
  44. missioncrunch reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    doom shirt. I am sollux.
  45. drink-the-cyanide reblogged this from kiango and added:
    My tee has the Misfit skull on it… So I have undead Misfit powers???
  46. w0lfenstein reblogged this from thecriminalandhissharpshooter and added:
    Varsity of 1995.. Damn I hope they were good.
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